I know I had them recently...
I am not on the top of my game today. I left the house without my wallet. Which isn't too much of a problem, except I need it to clock in so that I get paid. Moderately important. Plus, what if I need food between school or lace or lace and home? or what if I get pulled over? and so on and so on.
But, the mere forgetting of my wallet isn't what suggested to me that today might need either a fast-forward or a do-over. I rushed home instead of going to my institute class in the one flexible hour I have. I pull into my driveway and, then start frantically looking for my keys. I unzip my bag. They're not there. I unzip the larger pouch. Also not their. I feel in my pockets. I start wondering where I could have possibly put them.
Then, I realize, uh, they're in the ignition. Yeah, that's right. I'm awesome sometimes. Good thing I'm not in charge of something important. Because I'm pretty sure I'd lose it or kill it. Or both.
2 comments:
My favorite trick is forgetting my bus pass at home but still walking to the bus. If I had a nickel for every time I did that, I could just buy a new bus ticket without having to waste my time walking home.
Still, sorry for your forgettings.
I like to think that this sort of forgetfulness is moderately charming. I mean, it seems to afflict so many people I think are awesome.
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