1. This:Thanks, Helvetica, you're the best.
3. The idea of anise-flavored seven minute frosting. But, I am still (sadly) seeking a vehicle for it.
4. Clytemnestra. Yeah, the woman who killed her husband, Agamemnon. I'm pretty sure she's a tragic hero. And c'mon, Aggie had it coming.
5. Ties. Wearing one every day is the Best. New. Years. Resolution. Ever.
6. Misquoting Lady Gaga's sketchily attributed quote that "Art is a lie. And I kill every day to make it true."