Things that pirates habitually do, according to my nephews' (age 3 and 4.5) version of a certain popular theme park's ride's song:
- they tentatively schedule things
- they fill in when Zues and/or Thor just can't be bothered
- they take things lightly
- they kick people
- they capticulate
- they refer to their comrades as "hearties"
Yoho, Yoho, a pirate's life for me.
We pencil, we thunder
We trifle, we boot
we give up me hearties, yoho!