All My Gettings

If you must go shopping on the Saturday previous to Thanksgiving, the grocery stores you visit will be out of the following items:

• currants
  
• lentils (all varieties)
  
• cottage cheese
  
• the cheap soy milk
  
• the chewing gum you like (Extra spearmint)
  
• rice in any amount other than 10 kilo bags
  
• yeast
  

However, you will be pleasantly surprised to learn that there is more than enough:

• turkey (breast and whole)
  
• stuffing mix
  
• canned pumpkin
  
• prepared pumpkin pie
  
• cranberries (dried, fresh or canned)